Scrubbing toilets now, At least there's a great reward, Leftover tofu.Of course it's a trap, With her, it always is one, Trappy McTrapface.Lovebirds arguing, Trouble in Elysium? I'll just scrum these plates.I chopped those onions, With my own ex-godly hands, You'd better eat them.Oh, Magic 8 Ball, Epic fail at prophecies, Leo's ear's on fire.Tell you a story?Or I could just, like, pass out, And twitch on the couch.No building should be, A secret from Apollo, Or drop bricks on him.My last performance, Some old lady drops the mic, And kills everyone.Headless guys and gals, Not loving the Midwest vibe, Oh, look-a cheese ghost.Lester (Apollo) Still human thanks for asking, Gods, I hate my life.Want to hit Leo?/That is understandable/Hunk Muffin earned it.After the sneezing/Healing peeps, passing limericks/Worst God Award? Me.Hey, look! It's Percy/Least he could do was help out/Taught him everything.I love me some plague/When it's on the right arrow/Ka-bam! You dead, bro?.Buck-naked statue/A Neurotic Colossus/Where art thy undies?.Parting is sorrow/Nothing about it is sweet/Don't step on my face.It takes a Village/People to protect your mind/"Y.M.C.A." Yeah.Listen to the trees/The trees know what is up, yo/They know all the things.I school McCaffrey/Yo, girl, your stepdad is wack/Why won't she listen?.Nightmares of torches/And a man in purple clothes/But that's not the worst.Parenting advice:/Mamas, don't let your larvae/Grow up to be ants.I apologize/For pretty much everything/Wow, I'm a good guy.Imperators here?/Gag me with a peace symbol/Not groovy, Mama.I'm on a roll now/Boiling, burning, throwing up/Lions? Hey, why not?.Breaking my promise/Spectacularly failing/I blame Neil Diamond.Scale of one to ten/How would you rate your demise?/Thanks for your input.Armed to the eyeballs/A combat ukulele/Magic Brazil scarf.Up in my business/Always burning Oracles/Romans gonna hate.Don't paint over gods/ If you're redecorating/ That's, like, common sense.They have gone missing?/No, no, no, no, no, no, no,/ No, et cetera.The Beast is calling/Tell him I'm not here.Bowling balls of death/Rolling toward my enemies/I'll trade you problems.Tied to McCaffrey/We might end up in Lima/Harley is evil.Practice makes perfect/Ha, ha, ha, I don't think so/Ignore my sobbing.You've got to be kid–/Well, crud, what just happened there?/I ran out of syl–.Three-legged death race/Five terrible syllables/Oh, gods.Ode to a hot dog/With bug juice and tater chips/I got nothing, man.Check your spam folder/The prophecies might be there.My bus is in flames/My son is older than me/Please, Zeus, make it stop.
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